1) You get winded knocking on the door.

2) You have to have someone else chew the candy for you.

3) You ask for high fiber candy.

4) When someone drops a candy in your bag you lose your balance.

5) You think there's corn in candy corn.

6) People comment about your great Keith Richards mask and you're not wearing a mask.

7) When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and you can't remember the rest.

8) You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

9) You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

10) You hit two houses and your done for the night!

But, you're never too old to Trunk or Treat. We hope to see you Wednesday night, October 31!Come on out, it will be fun for the young and the old!